A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: TheoK on February 05, 2009, 09:59:46 AMI was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. Happy three-year anniversary.You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006.
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 13, 2009, 07:24:46 PMQuote from: TheoK on February 05, 2009, 09:59:46 AMI was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. Happy three-year anniversary.You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?It's not the same feeling as when she did it. And she was one of the few that I loved. She even accepted my bomb-making.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: TheoK on February 13, 2009, 09:13:01 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on February 13, 2009, 07:24:46 PMQuote from: TheoK on February 05, 2009, 09:59:46 AMI was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. Happy three-year anniversary.You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?It's not the same feeling as when she did it. And she was one of the few that I loved. She even accepted my bomb-making. Shouldn't have blown her up then.
the pain in my back, which has been there for over twenty years, is worse than the pain in my broken arm
I can identify with that. Back pain is the only pain that has made me cry.
Quote from: renaeden on February 16, 2009, 02:30:41 AMI can identify with that. Back pain is the only pain that has made me cry.Kidney stones for me. I'm looped up on Vicodin right now. Fucking little bastards.