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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #180 on: January 12, 2009, 01:09:45 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 12, 2009, 01:02:43 PM
The human language is complicated. So its a corruption of a corruption of a slang term for something sexual?

No, the meaning changed after the first corruption.  A sock puppet is a clandestine secondary account used by a member on a forum to reinforce their arguments, cause trouble or otherwise entertain the user of the account.  A pup socket is a receptacle for a penis.  A supp pocket should probably be regarded as meaning the same as a pup socket.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #181 on: January 12, 2009, 01:12:12 PM »
OH!!!

A cockholster! :green: I GET IT!
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #182 on: January 12, 2009, 03:10:17 PM »
Quote from: Peter on January 12, 2009, 12:53:43 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 12, 2009, 12:53:07 PM
Pup... socket?  ???

A corruption of sock puppet.

I like "suck poppet"  more.

I think I can handle a suckpoppet or two,  from time to time.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #183 on: February 04, 2009, 04:01:46 AM »
Whenever I post a letter I feel anxious.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #184 on: February 04, 2009, 04:03:48 PM »
I have a fear of making phonecalls. :yawn:
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #185 on: February 04, 2009, 06:38:33 PM »
I hate the phone
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #186 on: February 04, 2009, 11:33:21 PM »
My heart was a little weak today.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #187 on: February 05, 2009, 09:59:46 AM »
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #188 on: February 05, 2009, 12:16:16 PM »
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #189 on: February 10, 2009, 09:37:35 AM »
FUCK THE PHONE. PISS!
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #190 on: February 13, 2009, 05:30:02 PM »
I hate telemarketers.

I think porn is gross

I think sex is gross except intercourse

I'm not good in bed



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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #191 on: February 13, 2009, 06:08:29 PM »

the pain in my back, which has been there for over twenty years, is worse than the pain in my broken arm

 :violin:
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #192 on: February 13, 2009, 07:22:25 PM »
Quote from: Snowkane Girl on February 13, 2009, 05:30:02 PM
I hate telemarketers.

I think porn is gross

I think sex is gross except intercourse

I'm not good in bed
Pretty smart- don't be good at something unless you want people to ask you to do it more often.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #193 on: February 13, 2009, 07:24:46 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on February 05, 2009, 09:59:46 AM
I was cleaning up the worst mess in my closet when I found a strapon that one of my exes left here. We haven't met since February 2006. :-[
:plus:  Happy three-year anniversary.

You can still close your eyes, imagine, and sit down juuuuuuuust the right way, though, right?
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #194 on: February 13, 2009, 07:28:55 PM »
I'm almost definitely going to spend VDay alone, and probably housecleaning.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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