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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #165 on: January 11, 2009, 03:21:23 PM »
I sense something although i wont post due to the nature of emotion envolved no car sucks literally in a way i cum with strong body that is sorta like a car it was all i could get lucky got that it kept me sane:-) still want one its a bit cold laundry is cumhersome grocceries to at times i wouldnt trade a car for what i have too far in bunny hole no license but a state id idiot diease spreads like wildfire horny to i will fix that both those
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #166 on: January 11, 2009, 03:43:16 PM »


I have put one ten pounds since the summer.

Even though my weight is considerably less than the past few years, my old habit of gaining hibernation weight is hear, wearing boots!!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #167 on: January 11, 2009, 04:31:22 PM »

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:

Speaking of which, how's Linda?  :orly:

I don't know, becuse the little tramp doesn't speak to me anymore.

So maybe you're right. Maybe she does have a brain. :zoinks:
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #168 on: January 11, 2009, 05:39:22 PM »
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

I think it's similar to that, although developing an emotional connection with your tourmenter.

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Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

You can have him, please ;)

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #169 on: January 11, 2009, 06:41:44 PM »
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

I think it's similar to that, although developing an emotional connection with your tourmenter.

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Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

You can have him, please ;)
Yay!!!

Seriously though, could it have anything to do with proximity combined with you relatively recent discovery of the joys of having your very own real live libido?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #170 on: January 11, 2009, 06:49:54 PM »
She's just discovered the joy of being a supp pocket.  :P

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #171 on: January 12, 2009, 12:22:16 AM »
I have desire and no woman it makes me repressed it leaves less wonder to why ginseng doesnt work its likn the specially bred fruit fly with a more active sod enzyme because its stronger it reproduction is less or maybe its also a result of gene manipulation it "should" be like that "balance of nature"
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #172 on: January 12, 2009, 12:46:09 PM »
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

I think it's similar to that, although developing an emotional connection with your tourmenter.

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Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

You can have him, please ;)

Weeell if you don't mind me asking, does this guy have as?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #173 on: January 12, 2009, 12:47:09 PM »
She's just discovered the joy of being a supp pocket.  :P

And dude what the hell is a supp pocket? :o
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #174 on: January 12, 2009, 12:51:48 PM »
She's just discovered the joy of being a supp pocket.  :P

And dude what the hell is a supp pocket? :o

It's a corruption of pup socket.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #175 on: January 12, 2009, 12:53:07 PM »
Pup... socket?  ???
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #176 on: January 12, 2009, 12:53:43 PM »
Pup... socket?  ???

A corruption of sock puppet.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #177 on: January 12, 2009, 12:55:26 PM »
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #178 on: January 12, 2009, 01:02:43 PM »
The human language is complicated. So its a corruption of a corruption of a slang term for something sexual?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #179 on: January 12, 2009, 01:03:38 PM »
No.