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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #150 on: January 11, 2009, 06:31:51 AM »
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #151 on: January 11, 2009, 06:40:48 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 11, 2009, 06:31:51 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #152 on: January 11, 2009, 07:39:03 AM »
Been there, done that. Current one was originally a troll target, but I ended up fancying her.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #153 on: January 11, 2009, 09:33:18 AM »
Quote from: Fionæ on January 11, 2009, 06:40:48 AM
Quote from: Callaway on January 11, 2009, 06:31:51 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #154 on: January 11, 2009, 11:11:06 AM »
Quote from: Louis Farrakhan on January 11, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 11, 2009, 06:40:48 AM
Quote from: Callaway on January 11, 2009, 06:31:51 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.

What is it you like about him, Fiona?

I don't know. X_X



It's called Stockholm Syndrome.

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #155 on: January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM »
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #156 on: January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #157 on: January 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #158 on: January 11, 2009, 12:07:45 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:11:06 AM

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:

Speaking of which, how's Linda?  :orly:
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #159 on: January 11, 2009, 12:08:10 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #160 on: January 11, 2009, 12:30:56 PM »
Quote from: Louis Farrakhan on January 11, 2009, 12:07:45 PM
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:11:06 AM

Not really. Stockholm is when you get sympathy for someone holding you as hostage. Being in love with a random arsehole is more Stupid Bitch Syndrome.  :zoinks:

Speaking of which, how's Linda?  :orly:

I don't know, becuse the little tramp doesn't speak to me anymore.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #161 on: January 11, 2009, 12:31:31 PM »
Quote from: Peter on January 11, 2009, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #162 on: January 11, 2009, 01:11:02 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Peter on January 11, 2009, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?
From my experience, shoulder the resonpnsibility of taxiing those who do not have cars, virtually none of whom will give you gas money or even thank you for catering to them.  Ever.  They will however pitch hissy fits if you set any kind of limits, of course- they won't like it any more than plantation owners in the American South liked emancipation.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #163 on: January 11, 2009, 01:13:29 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Peter on January 11, 2009, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?

I have a tent for that.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #164 on: January 11, 2009, 01:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Peter on January 11, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
Quote from: Peter on January 11, 2009, 12:08:10 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:50:59 AM
Quote from: TheoK on January 11, 2009, 11:42:46 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Fionæ on January 10, 2009, 06:42:38 PM
I'm infatuated with an arsehole.

The guy is average looking and really BITCHY. Puke.

I am an embarassment to myself.
Trade?  I'm starting to think I might be getting a bit of a thing for yet another guy who doesn't have a car.

A guy who doesn't have a car is not a real man if he lives on the countryside.  8)
He lives in a city so it doesn't interfere with his life, but I don't and it would, which I've learned twice over, so there's no way in hell I'd actually pursue it.  It's just frustrating.

I've wondered about getting a scooter, since it would give me a reasonable degree of mobility at a far lower cost than a car (both purchase price and upkeep), and the license requirements are much lower.  I don't think there's much I'd do with a car that I couldn't also do with a scooter.

Sleep in it when you travel far? Have sex in it in the middle of the winter?

I have a tent for that.
Pitched on a regular basis.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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