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Offline Squidusa

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #300 on: December 08, 2010, 04:14:26 PM »
I am sueing Dirt Dawg for the planing of attempted murder of lawyers  :zoinks:
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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #301 on: December 08, 2010, 04:33:13 PM »
I am suing the "razor-boned derpster"  for thinking that I will only "attempt"  to eliminate all lawyers with my every shot.



(before a revolution can be started, one must remove all the old lawyers; remember your history)
« Last Edit: December 08, 2010, 04:34:48 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #302 on: December 09, 2010, 09:10:05 PM »
I am sueing Dirt Dawg for assuming I have bones when I am a mollusc  :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #303 on: December 09, 2010, 09:37:50 PM »
I'm suing the Sea Tart for two things

Reminding me of pastries

Having a better body than I
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #304 on: December 09, 2010, 10:08:01 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 09, 2010, 09:37:50 PM
I'm suing the Sea Tart for two things

Reminding me of pastries

Having a better body than I



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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #305 on: December 10, 2010, 12:03:33 PM »
I'm suing the Sea Tart for promoting the consumption of food from McDonald's, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and Pizza Hut with the above promotional video.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #306 on: December 11, 2010, 06:08:28 PM »

I am suing Callaway for traumatizing us all by attempting to portray understanding of such asinine nonsense.


(we are NOT as "smart" as you are!   ...    ... next?)


Hell, I am reminded of the (Jim Curry)  Grinch, hating everyone in the entire Whoville  'phonebook, alphabetically.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #307 on: December 11, 2010, 06:12:13 PM »
I'm suing DirtDawg for  having an extensive library of music.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #308 on: April 02, 2011, 05:40:29 PM »
I'm suing Queen Victoria for being a royal person in the United States of America.  :viking:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #309 on: April 02, 2011, 05:43:04 PM »
I'm suing TheoK for sedition.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #310 on: April 02, 2011, 05:43:20 PM »
I'm suing Lit for possession of his Bolognese sauce, because it sounds delicious and I don't have any.  :violin:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #311 on: April 02, 2011, 05:44:29 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 02, 2011, 05:43:20 PM
I'm suing Lit for possession of his Bolognese sauce, because it sounds delicious and I don't have any.  :violin:

I'm suing CBC for not suing the person above her.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #312 on: April 02, 2011, 05:45:17 PM »
I'm suing Semicolon for not relying on others to sue CBC for ignoring Semicolon.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #313 on: April 02, 2011, 06:58:51 PM »
I'm suing hyke for making it impossible for me to postwhore in this thread without suing her,
which I don't want to do! The guilt is awful, and it's all her fault!   :bigcry:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #314 on: April 02, 2011, 10:41:04 PM »
I'm suing CBC for suing hyke. Hykeaswell is a nice member. Why are you being mean to her by suing her?  :thumbdn: :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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