Sue the person above you.

[enronh]

I'm suing Wandrew for stealing my wooden leg.

[Natalia Evans]

I am suing Mike for suing Wandrew because I wanted to sue him for thinking I live in Spokane.

[enronh]

And you miss, I'm suing you for stealing my dirty undies

[TheoK]

I'm suing Mike for being a Polok. 

[RageBeoulve]

I'm suing Mike for being a Polok. 

I'm suing lit for being a closet nazi. 

[TheoK]

I'm not in the closet. My family and friends know my views. 

[duncvis]

I'm sueing Lit for being the Frankenstein Computer God On The Moon.

[Pyraxis]

I'm suing Dunc for not being rich enough to be worth suing.

[duncvis]

I like not being rich enough to bother suing. 

[Natalia Evans]

I'm suing Dunc for not being Portland Bill.

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

I like being smart enough not to have anyone be able to sue me and win.

I also feel great that I am strong enough to weild such a power.  By that I mean use in a positive way.

I am suing spokane because she has a car, it pollutes the environment, and I don't have one.
 

[Callaway]

I'm suing Randy for trying to practice medicine without a license.

[enronh]

I'm suing Callaway for helping Randy hord most of the planets ginseng in a large cave near the Grand Canyon and using it to fuel a climate altering device that when it's working at optimum operating levels (in 2036) will ultimately bring the planets weather under his control, so he can hold the world to ransom and allow him to bang all the women, starting with the women on this forum.

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

I'm suing Randy for trying to practice medicine without a license.

I just going to sue the pants off you again

Trouble maker

I am suing mike for suing me, because two wrongs make a right ... to sue.   It does, because a negative plus a negative equals a positive.

[enronh]

I'm suing Randy, well not just me, CNN, Fox, BBC, Nasa, The Russian Mafia, Cern, AT&T, Vodafone amongst others, for disrupting the Earths Satellite signals with his constant boner.