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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #540 on: April 17, 2011, 06:07:10 PM »
I'm suing CBC for attacking my endless emo whining. :emosad:

  I'm suing Semicolon for provoking me to attack him further!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #541 on: April 17, 2011, 06:08:39 PM »
I'm suing CBC for giving me something to whine about, and thus be attacked for my endless emo whining.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #542 on: April 17, 2011, 06:14:28 PM »
I'm suing CBC for giving me something to whine about, and thus be attacked for my endless emo whining.

  I'm suing Semicolon for refusing to "own" his whining.  Whining is your choice, take responsibility for it!  :police:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #543 on: April 17, 2011, 06:16:25 PM »
I'm suing CBC for repeatedly whining about my whining. :autism:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #544 on: April 17, 2011, 06:24:24 PM »
I'm suing CBC for repeatedly whining about my whining. :autism:

  I'm suing Semicolon for misrepresenting my  AWESOME BITCHING.   :tantrum:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #545 on: April 17, 2011, 06:38:09 PM »
I'm suing CBC for misrepresenting the word "awesome". :autism:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #546 on: April 17, 2011, 06:46:38 PM »
I'm suing CBC for misrepresenting the word "awesome". :autism:

   My very existence embodies awesomeness in all its forms!  Concede or be sued!   :autism:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #547 on: April 17, 2011, 06:51:26 PM »
Suing Cousin for making threats instead of taking real legal action.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #548 on: April 17, 2011, 06:54:11 PM »
I'm suing Jack for having zero karma.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #549 on: April 17, 2011, 06:55:04 PM »
I'm suing Jack for having zero karma.

   I'm suing Semicolon for trying to impose the tyranny of karma upon Jack!  :headbang2:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #550 on: April 17, 2011, 07:04:37 PM »
I'm suing CBC for claiming supreme awesomeness. :M
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #551 on: April 17, 2011, 07:15:06 PM »
I'm suing CBC for claiming supreme awesomeness. :M

   I'm suing Semicolon for trying to monopolize awesomeness when in fact it is free to all who dare to grasp it!  :viking:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #552 on: April 17, 2011, 07:25:19 PM »
I'm suing CBC for landing on a hotel in my monopoly on awesomeness and not paying me my rent. :toporly:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #553 on: April 17, 2011, 07:31:13 PM »
I'm suing CBC for landing on a hotel in my monopoly on awesomeness and not paying me my rent. :toporly:

   I'm suing Semicolon for presuming to charge me rent when my presence in his hotel is worth a fortune in good publicity.   :M
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--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #554 on: April 17, 2011, 07:33:00 PM »
I'm suing CBC for wobbling into an expensive sculpture during her stay and causing thousands of dollars in damages. :evillaugh:
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Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.