Sue the person above you.

[Semicolon]

I am suing Ieatbabies for eating babies.

[d_olson27]

I'm suing Semicolon because brackets are a lot more fun. [And they look kind of cool, too!]

[Semicolon]

I am suing d_olson27 because brackets have special meaning on I2; they can't be used for just anything. Semicolons are more versatile.

[d_olson27]

I'm suing Semicolon for not realizing that these doohickies {} can be a lot of fun, too. {Don't you think that looks really cool?}

[Semicolon]

I'm suing d_olson27 for not realizing how frilly {} is. We have tags to make stuff look cool.

This is cool.

[d_olson27]

I'm suing Semicolon for picking apart every little piece of punctuation I bring up! Are you going to say something against exclamation points now? I'll sue you for that!

[Semicolon]

I'm suing d_olson27 for not recognizing my authority in the area of punctuation.

[d_olson27]

I'm suing Semicolon for thinking he's awesome, when he's really just as immature as I am when it comes to pointless thread games. And I'm the awesome one, by the way.

[Semicolon]

I'm suing d_olson27 for implying that I'm not awesome, and for not mentioning my awesomeness in all of his posts.

[d_olson27]

I'm suing Semicolon because I'm spending too much time in front of my computer, having fun playing pointless thread games, when I could be getting something important done.

[Semicolon]

I'm suing d_olson27 because the same thing is true of me.

[d_olson27]

I'm suing Semicolon because turtles are cool.

[Semicolon]

I'm suing d_olson27 because I can't find a turtle smiley.

[d_olson27]

I'm suing Semicolon because it's not my fault you can't find a turtle smiley. And because you apparently lied in your signature.

[Semicolon]

I'm suing d_olson27 because I just searched I2 for a turtle smiley. Just because I can't find a smiley doesn't mean that there isn't one. Besides, I found a turtle smiley: