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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #45 on: December 02, 2008, 01:29:35 PM »
Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #46 on: December 02, 2008, 10:09:37 PM »
Nooo I want these clothes. I want to pay ten dollars for them both. Why? I have AS and I want these clothes, I don't want to pay twenty seven and seventeen for them because I worry about my money.
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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2008, 08:43:47 PM »
Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.
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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2008, 10:04:43 PM »
Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.

That would explain a lot of things then.

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2008, 01:52:04 AM »
My car door is frozen shut. Stupid AS. Wait, this is the "Use Your AS as an excuse" thread, not "Blame things on your AS" thread. Stupid AS.

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2008, 02:25:36 PM »
Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.

That would explain a lot of things then.

What, all your children?

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #51 on: December 04, 2008, 03:31:29 PM »
 :laugh:
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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #52 on: December 05, 2008, 10:39:32 AM »
Lol I just got a boner for some reason.
It is because you have AS.

That would explain a lot of things then.

What, all your children?

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #53 on: December 05, 2008, 02:49:03 PM »
Argh, stuck on Home Alone. Stupid AS. Hey I'm watching B&J, the AS made me.

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #54 on: December 05, 2008, 02:51:40 PM »
If mom would treat me better, I wouldn't bother using it to rationalize my behavior :evillaugh:
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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2008, 11:51:07 AM »
Stupid AS. I can't seem to smile or not look like i'm about to kick everyones asses all the time. I don't even know my face looks like that when i'm doing it. FUCKING AS.
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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2008, 12:49:35 PM »
You can have some of my smiles, people think I find all kinds of things fun and funny when I very much don't.

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #57 on: December 08, 2008, 02:55:50 PM »
Stupid AS. I can't seem to smile or not look like i'm about to kick everyones asses all the time. I don't even know my face looks like that when i'm doing it. FUCKING AS.

Yeah I have the same problem sometimes. I usually feel fine but people think I'm being hostile. Used to really get me down but now its just meh. I think its due to weak/flat facial muscles.

You could consider Pilates or yoga.

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #58 on: December 08, 2008, 02:59:08 PM »
Bullshit. Are your faces paralyzed or something or the muscles don't work well in them? It's not that hard to smile, you just move your lips aside. The AS made me say it.

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Re: Use your AS as an excuse
« Reply #59 on: December 08, 2008, 03:10:05 PM »
I blame you all for my AS.

No, wait, the thread wasn't about that, was it?
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