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Offline Mr Smith

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Suicide girls
« on: November 25, 2008, 03:44:27 AM »
Are too hot to mention.

Inside of me is one dying to get out.
 
I want pink and purple hair, heaps of zelda tatts and a peirced lip.
 
But the other side of me wants to look classy and get a good job. WHAT DO I DO?
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 04:09:48 AM »
Quote from: Fiona on November 25, 2008, 03:44:27 AM
Are too hot to mention.

Inside of me is one dying to get out.
 
I want pink and purple hair, heaps of zelda tatts and a peirced lip.
 
But the other side of me wants to look classy and get a good job. WHAT DO I DO?

Seduce would-be employers with your hotness, derrrrrr.
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 09:20:14 AM »
Quote from: vodzy on November 25, 2008, 04:09:48 AM
Quote from: Fiona on November 25, 2008, 03:44:27 AM
Are too hot to mention.

Inside of me is one dying to get out.
 
I want pink and purple hair, heaps of zelda tatts and a peirced lip.
 
But the other side of me wants to look classy and get a good job. WHAT DO I DO?

Seduce would-be employers with your hotness, derrrrrr.

^ This.
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 09:21:22 AM »
fake tattoos and wigs.
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 10:51:33 AM »
Good suicide girls is determined on the amount of metal shit on your face. :zoinks:



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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 11:48:16 AM »
 :o  Do not want.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 11:51:15 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on November 25, 2008, 11:48:16 AM
:o  Do not want.

Maybe that would be more attractive if you were a scrap metal dealer ;)

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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 12:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Fionæ on November 25, 2008, 03:44:27 AM
Are too hot to mention.

Inside of me is one dying to get out.
 
I want pink and purple hair, heaps of zelda tatts and a peirced lip.
 
But the other side of me wants to look classy and get a good job. WHAT DO I DO?

You could look classy, get a good job and date a suicide girl.
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 06:15:13 PM »
Quote from: Shleeeeed on November 25, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Good suicide girls is determined on the amount of metal shit on your face. :zoinks:



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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 12:54:06 AM »
Quote from: SovaNu on November 25, 2008, 06:15:13 PM
Quote from: Shleeeeed on November 25, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Good suicide girls is determined on the amount of metal shit on your face. :zoinks:



HAWT

 :laugh: loool

How does it sleep?
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2008, 12:56:16 AM »
Quote from: klox on November 26, 2008, 12:54:06 AM
Quote from: SovaNu on November 25, 2008, 06:15:13 PM
Quote from: Shleeeeed on November 25, 2008, 10:51:33 AM
Good suicide girls is determined on the amount of metal shit on your face. :zoinks:



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How does it sleep?

Away from magnets... or alternatively on top of a TV set... but has to face the right way to get perfect reception ;)
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2008, 03:55:03 AM »
painfully :laugh:

or it doesn't sleep at all cuz it spends all night removing its metal crap. :P :P
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"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2008, 06:17:59 AM »
Most of them appear to be either failed/wannabe or not-atrractive-enough to be models which dont want to do hardcore.
Certainly attention whores and probably prickteasers.
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2008, 06:18:33 AM »
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Re: Suicide girls
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2008, 02:16:00 PM »
suicide girls are pretentious twats, but some of them are hot.
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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