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Re: I did it.
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2008, 08:50:26 PM »
I broke the sound barrier in my truck on route 8 but there was nobody around to see
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2008, 01:58:38 PM »
Or hear?
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 06:44:36 AM »
I fixed all the voting machines so Obama won
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2008, 11:29:17 AM »
Quote from: PARTS on December 05, 2008, 06:44:36 AM
I fixed all the voting machines so Obama won

I FUCKING KNEW IT. Good work man.

And I have shocking news. I helped you come into this world. I am your father. AND your mother?  :-[
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2008, 03:37:10 PM »
:laugh:

I helped Al Gore invent the Internet.
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2008, 06:12:18 PM »
I banned Odeon >:D
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2008, 06:27:31 PM »
Quote from: PARTS on December 06, 2008, 06:12:18 PM
I banned Odeon >:D

It went mostly unnoticed. :o
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2008, 07:05:44 PM »
I shot the deputy but I did not shoot no Sheriff. I'm ain't sure who shot the sheriff, but I did see a head of Rastafarian dreadlocks flee the scene.
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2008, 07:15:25 PM »
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Obviously, I need to brush my hair.

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Re: I did it.
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2008, 08:02:01 PM »
I created the devil bible.
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2008, 08:49:04 PM »
I invented snow, and now they pay me every time it snows.
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2008, 09:23:19 PM »
Oh, is that why we've decided to invest in global warming?  :laugh:
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2008, 10:10:54 AM »
I..... DROPPED THE SCREW..... IN THE TUNA!!!!!!
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2008, 02:34:11 PM »
I floss with my cat's whiskers :o
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Re: I did it.
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2008, 07:52:40 PM »
I killed Olof Palme, that socialist cow-herd.  :eyebrows: :litigious:
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