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Offline El

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No ifs, ands, or...
« on: June 13, 2007, 11:54:17 AM »
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Butts Wiped In Toilet Paper Caper
MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA—A woman caught stealing three rolls of two-ply toilet paper from the local courthouse has become the butt of jokes from one end of the country to the other.

Suzanne Marie Butts, 38, who might qualify for the label of kleptomaniac, has prior theft convictions and is facing other theft convictions including the theft of $30 from a family member.

She faces up to two years in prison after she was allegedly seen taking three rolls of toilet paper from a storage closet at the Marshall County Courthouse, located in central Iowa. She was in possession of the toilet paper when confronted in the courthouse parking lot.

Courthouse employees said they had thought they were going through an awful lot of toilet paper at the facility and had suspected theft.  It was unknown why Butts was at the courthouse. She is not an employee.

She was charged with fifth degree theft, a misdemeanor which normally carries a jail term of less than a year but she is facing additional time because of her prior convictions.

http://www.northcountrygazette.org/news/2007/06/12/paper_caper/
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Re: No ifs, ands, or...
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 10:18:59 AM »
was this the lonliest thread ever made.....until now!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: No ifs, ands, or...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2008, 08:57:11 AM »
What the hell?
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: No ifs, ands, or...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2008, 09:47:14 AM »
That made me laugh! :headbang2:
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: No ifs, ands, or...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2008, 09:52:19 AM »
I guess it took awhile for somebody to reply. ;D
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Re: No ifs, ands, or...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2008, 12:59:53 PM »
why would you steal something so stupid? atleast steal something moar valueable or cool! shit!