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Butts Wiped In Toilet Paper CaperMARSHALLTOWN, IOWA—A woman caught stealing three rolls of two-ply toilet paper from the local courthouse has become the butt of jokes from one end of the country to the other.Suzanne Marie Butts, 38, who might qualify for the label of kleptomaniac, has prior theft convictions and is facing other theft convictions including the theft of $30 from a family member.She faces up to two years in prison after she was allegedly seen taking three rolls of toilet paper from a storage closet at the Marshall County Courthouse, located in central Iowa. She was in possession of the toilet paper when confronted in the courthouse parking lot.Courthouse employees said they had thought they were going through an awful lot of toilet paper at the facility and had suspected theft. It was unknown why Butts was at the courthouse. She is not an employee.She was charged with fifth degree theft, a misdemeanor which normally carries a jail term of less than a year but she is facing additional time because of her prior convictions. http://www.northcountrygazette.org/news/2007/06/12/paper_caper/
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
