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Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« on: November 22, 2008, 11:21:19 AM »
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She revisits the massive structure as part of a documentary on Five on Objectum-Sexual women. There are around 40 people in the world who have declared themselves OS, all of them women and many of them also Asperger's Syndrome sufferers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2008, 12:33:23 PM »
uhhh... wow.
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2008, 12:35:04 PM »
I have heard of this. Reminded me about my Spokane but I didn't get this far.
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2008, 12:42:26 PM »
A cowardly French tower. Better to marry the instead.  8)
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2008, 02:01:27 PM »
She's probably dying to consummate her union with the Eiffel Tower, but just hasn't found a way to get to the very top yet.  :laugh:
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2008, 02:17:58 PM »
thats wierd :cheer: :LMAO:
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2008, 03:18:46 PM »
Well, in one respect I guess it's good.

Not like you're not going to know where it is at night. :green:
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2008, 03:20:54 PM »
And both are into heavy metal. ;D
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2008, 04:26:51 PM »
There may be problems with thermal expansion  :laugh:
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2008, 04:34:46 PM »
Quote from: TheoK on November 22, 2008, 12:42:26 PM
A cowardly French tower. Better to marry the instead.  8)

I seen it!  :zoinks:
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 06:09:31 PM »
she should get a tiny eiffel tower to use as a dildo.
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2008, 06:31:57 PM »
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...she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.

I wonder if she also has a physical relationship with a sparkling purple vibrating jelly cock with rabbit ears and rotating ball bearings like a normal person.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2008, 10:50:50 PM »
that would be better than a piece of fence. a piece of fence has gotta hurt. :P
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2008, 04:54:55 AM »
unless its a white flick-it fence.
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Re: Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2008, 11:04:15 AM »
Quote from: SovaNu on November 22, 2008, 06:09:31 PM
she should get a tiny eiffel tower to use as a dildo.
I would assume she has one.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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