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Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« on: November 12, 2008, 12:06:09 PM »
Why are we not more random!


I'll start:

The best explanation for freckles that I've managed is that you have been sneaking farm work, holding back the reins of a farting mule which has had too much bran.

Next?
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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 01:09:27 PM »
sudden prayers make god jump.

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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 04:12:55 PM »
There's little point in having a docking station when you don't know what gadget it is for.
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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 04:26:10 PM »
Or a ship to dock to it.
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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 04:29:15 PM »
Randomness is a warm gun.
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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 04:47:01 PM »
icelessness is a warm gin.

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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 04:51:07 PM »
Do deaf people need earplugs?
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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2008, 04:51:51 PM »
Do deaf people need earplugs?

depends on the reason: they can't get water in their ear, if it's a preforated eardrum thing.

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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2008, 05:26:47 PM »
It's amazing how much money can be saved by a school system switching to open source software. When a discussion came before a school board full of idiots, a committee was formed to assess this prospect, then a task force grew out of the knowledge base that was begun.

After much information gathering, the decision was made to scrap the entire system of PC based computers in favor of an Apple/Mac system at a cost of eight million dollars. The task force was not quite done, though, since it became apparent that the educational system was short-changing the student body without the availability of a "complete" computer course. So, at the cost of another three million dollars, another set of PC based computers was purchased.

It is difficult to determine just how much money they have saved, but I am sure it would be a staggering amount.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2008, 05:36:34 PM by DirtDawg »
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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2008, 05:30:07 PM »

The phrase, open source, has many meanings
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2008, 05:55:07 PM »
My sources tell otherwise. :eyebrows:
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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2008, 06:04:40 PM »

Maybe your sources are more  open than the sources consulted by the school board committe.

I would post a lmao smiley, but we are still paying for it and our sales tax went up.

(this debacle has just recently come to light)
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2008, 06:54:55 PM »
why do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway ?

why do they call highways in major cities expressways when there is nothing express about a giant traffic jam most of the time

why have people who run fast food places lost the basic concept of small, medium & large
ask for a small and get told they don't have a small, just medium, large and extra large
or they only have two sizes and one is called a medium, got me what it is in the middle of.

why are highways called freeways when there is nothing free about them ?





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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2008, 11:42:27 PM »
Why the fuck does your account let you have such a huge annoying picture in your signature?

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Re: Stupid fucking "Random" thread
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 12:46:02 AM »
how many people really fuck up anyway?
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