I dedicate this song to PMS Elle, for her advocacy of using Jimmy Hats:
"Jimmy" by Boogie Down Productions
The J the I the M the M
The Y the J the I the M
It's Jimmy!
It's Jimmy!
The J the I the M the M
The Y the J the I the M
It's Jimmy!
It's Jimmy!
Here is a message to the Super Hoes
Just keep in mind when Jimmy grows
It grows and grows and grows so let it
But keep in mind about the epidemic
When Jimmy releases boy it pleases
But what do you do about all these diseases?
Jimmy is Jimmy no matter what
So take care of Jimmy ‘cause you know what's up
'Cause now in winter AIDS attacks
So run out and get your Jimmy Hats
It costs so little for a pack of three
They're Jimmy Hats for the winter attack
Good for a present, great for lovers
Demonstrated by The Jungle Brothers
Protect your Jimmy and keep it fresh
They're Jimmy Hats by KRS
So, remember you're never too old (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)
Remember you're never too bold (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)
Do me a favor, wear your hat
So Jimmy...will have the opportunity to come back
Well, Red Alert is down with BDP
Teachin' you all about Jimbrowski
I don't wanna hear that you're not with it
Turn around and see your butt in a clinic
Havin' doctors just poke at Jimmy
Let me express what now what's in me
Too many people take too many risks
Too many people I see get dissed
Jimmy Hats are now in style
'Cause you can't trust a big butt and a smile
Some are dry and some lubricated
Many companies make and made it
So all you Super-Hoes, wear your hat
'Cause drippin' Jimmies is straight up whack
Keep in mind about Jimbrowski
Jimmy Hats by BDP
The J, the I, the M
The M, the Y, the J, the I...
It's Jimmy!
It's Jimmy!
The J, the I, the M, the M
The Y, the J, the I, the M
It's Jimmy!
So, remember you're never too old (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)
Remember you're never too bold (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)
Do me a favor, wear your hat
So Jimmy...will have the opportunity to come back