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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2008, 12:09:02 PM »
I don't think I'll cope with a vegan diet, but I might manage with the vegetarian one. I ain't doing it because of the poor little animals, I'm doing it for health reasons, that's all.

Anyone got any advice on how to manage a veggie diet? Is it more expensive than eating meat?
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oh dear - what happens if you're a veggie and you do?  :hide:

I heard that veggie semen tastes pretty good.
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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2008, 12:19:28 PM »
It was easy enough for me, save for when eating out at restaurants.  Then again even now I don't really eat a whole lot of meat except eating out; I don't cook at home because it's just me (unless making toast counts), I live largely on carbs, and I kind of ignore nutrition until I start to feel sick or gain weight.  So I'm prolly not the best advice-giver.

I don't think I'll cope with a vegan diet, but I might manage with the vegetarian one. I ain't doing it because of the poor little animals, I'm doing it for health reasons, that's all.

Anyone got any advice on how to manage a veggie diet? Is it more expensive than eating meat?
this means you will not be allowed to eat dick.

oh dear - what happens if you're a veggie and you do?  :hide:

I heard that veggie semen tastes pretty good.
I've heard that celery actually does alter the taste in a positive way but cannot personally attest to the veracity of this one way or another.  :P
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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2008, 12:40:54 PM »
I don't think I'll cope with a vegan diet, but I might manage with the vegetarian one. I ain't doing it because of the poor little animals, I'm doing it for health reasons, that's all.

Anyone got any advice on how to manage a veggie diet? Is it more expensive than eating meat?
this means you will not be allowed to eat dick.

oh dear - what happens if you're a veggie and you do?  :hide:

I heard that veggie semen tastes pretty good.

you've "heard", eh?  :P

actually, veggie people smell/taste nicer in general.  and they heal up more quickly.

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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2008, 12:46:28 PM »

you've "heard", eh?  :P

"Read" then.

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actually, veggie people smell/taste nicer in general.  and they heal up more quickly.

They don't smell of death, deareee.

EDIT: And you should've mention summat about my BO.
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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2008, 12:47:48 PM »

you've "heard", eh?  :P

"Read" then.

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actually, veggie people smell/taste nicer in general.  and they heal up more quickly.

They don't smell of death, deareee.

it can be arranged...   :evillaugh:

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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2008, 01:02:03 PM »
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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2008, 01:03:44 PM »
Nah its cheaper, plus there are substitutes for everything nower days. Just get yourself a good veggie cookbook if you get stuck.

Are you a vegetarian?
One who eats fish now - though I was one for a while. (note I am not doing this for ethical reasons - like you)

You're a pescetarian then -- not a proper veggie.
Yeah - though I always find it easier to explain on those lines. Plus its rather comical.

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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2008, 01:06:14 PM »
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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2008, 01:07:57 PM »
I don't think I'll cope with a vegan diet, but I might manage with the vegetarian one. I ain't doing it because of the poor little animals, I'm doing it for health reasons, that's all.

Anyone got any advice on how to manage a veggie diet? Is it more expensive than eating meat?
this means you will not be allowed to eat dick.

oh dear - what happens if you're a veggie and you do?  :hide:

Have to say it depends moslty on whether or not you swallow.

If so, then you may need to eat fewer peanuts.
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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2008, 01:19:19 PM »
oh good - peanuts are more fattening.   :eyebrows:

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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2008, 01:24:32 PM »
oh good - peanuts are more fattening.   :eyebrows:

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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2008, 01:39:38 PM »
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i am most certainly not.  :P

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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2008, 03:04:44 PM »
actually, veggie people smell/taste nicer in general.  and they heal up more quickly.
HEAL UP???
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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2008, 03:27:10 PM »
actually, veggie people smell/taste nicer in general.  and they heal up more quickly.
HEAL UP???

calm, PMS, calm...  :hug:

i meant in the wound sense, don't panic.

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Re: Being a vegetarian
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2008, 03:18:55 AM »
I could get a ready-made pasta bake from Asda without the meat today, I suppose.

Or I could have the Quorn chicken with some vegetables. (I like me veg.)

Do vegans have cheeses made from rice or soya milk? Just wonderin'.
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