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Offline odeon

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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #90 on: August 22, 2018, 01:10:28 PM »
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #91 on: August 22, 2018, 07:45:52 PM »
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2018, 01:10:28 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 21, 2018, 05:12:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 21, 2018, 04:41:53 PM
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Want a third one?

Have you got a spare Nigerian prince?

This one is heir to some rich guy but dying of cancer and all he wants is to get the money out by borrowing your bank account. Perfectly legit.

Sounds legit. I'm in.

You also need to pay a small administrative fee.

Yes. Those Nigerian princes always love those.

One of mine told me he could get me a discount on the transaction fees if I sent him my internet banking login details. I'm gonna be so rich!!!!
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #92 on: August 22, 2018, 07:58:11 PM »
I hate the stuff that goes around xmas in the retail and broadcasting world. 
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #93 on: August 22, 2018, 11:59:25 PM »
Quote from: rock hound on August 22, 2018, 07:58:11 PM
I hate the stuff that goes around xmas in the retail and broadcasting world. 



Are you not in the Christmas spirit?
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #94 on: August 23, 2018, 01:37:58 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 22, 2018, 07:45:52 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 22, 2018, 01:10:28 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 21, 2018, 05:12:53 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 21, 2018, 04:41:53 PM
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 20, 2018, 03:53:42 PM
Quote from: odeon on August 20, 2018, 01:56:43 PM
Want a third one?

Have you got a spare Nigerian prince?

This one is heir to some rich guy but dying of cancer and all he wants is to get the money out by borrowing your bank account. Perfectly legit.

Sounds legit. I'm in.

You also need to pay a small administrative fee.

Yes. Those Nigerian princes always love those.

One of mine told me he could get me a discount on the transaction fees if I sent him my internet banking login details. I'm gonna be so rich!!!!

That's funny. Most of the ones I see don't have the balls.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #95 on: December 23, 2018, 12:05:35 AM »
Usually it's stinking hot at Christmas and that's part of the reason why I get grumpy around this time of year. I have the opposite of when Seasonal Affective Disorder is commonly expected, I get it in summer. And it's actually a thing.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #96 on: December 23, 2018, 04:00:30 AM »
I'm coping better this year than most past ones. Don't know why.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #97 on: December 23, 2018, 07:38:38 AM »
I was late shopping this year so got stuck among the masses (I try to be done by the middle of November) and that just about did me in  :GA:
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #98 on: December 23, 2018, 10:13:08 AM »
The fucking walmart choices of music.  This year 4 different versions of "joy to the world" and 3 of "let it snow" on 2 hour loops.  Oh well, this is my last night of work before xmas and I can purge my brain of that crap for 5 straight days!
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #99 on: December 23, 2018, 10:18:41 AM »
Because of a slight mix-up in when some bowling friends of The PR were leaving town, I've decided to give out her presents to them on 12th Night instead.  After all it's the start of the Carnival season and when the Magi gave their presents to the Christ child.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #100 on: December 23, 2018, 11:48:32 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix on December 23, 2018, 07:38:38 AM
I was late shopping this year so got stuck among the masses (I try to be done by the middle of November) and that just about did me in  :GA:
Usually have mine done early November too. Didn't happen this year, so it was stressful here too.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #101 on: December 23, 2018, 02:25:31 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 23, 2018, 11:48:32 AM
Quote from: Phoenix on December 23, 2018, 07:38:38 AM
I was late shopping this year so got stuck among the masses (I try to be done by the middle of November) and that just about did me in  :GA:
Usually have mine done early November too. Didn't happen this year, so it was stressful here too.
I find shopping stressful on a regular day let alone crowds. It's not my super power.  :hide:
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #102 on: December 23, 2018, 03:21:57 PM »
I've done pretty much all of my shopping on the web. :laugh:
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #103 on: December 23, 2018, 05:28:01 PM »
We weren't going to do a big Christmas dinner this year and the boyfriend just changed his mind. Guess who's off to Walmart 2 days before Christmas to buy what we need?  :bigcry:  ::)
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #104 on: December 23, 2018, 08:11:24 PM »
We kind of ran out of money to have a big Christmas celebration dinner. But we do have pudding and custard so that's something.
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