Hello

[Alex179]

Catholic christianity is the only true religion.

This guy can't be serious.   

[renaeden]

Hello, Frolic Fun. to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.

I wonder what god thinks of autistic people. I won't like going to hell. I have sensory issues.

[Lucifer]

I found a nice (fractal) constellation for the fundie to gaze into ...

A dog?

don't be daft - how can one gaze into a dog without one's tits dropping off from boredom?

Pretty sure he'd hope for any tits to fall off. They'd be a sin.

my tits are sinful? 

  oh well - that's me sinning within minutes of getting up.  i'm doomed!

[Lucifer]

Hello, Frolic Fun. to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.

what, even cold sores?

(i can't actually see one at the moment, but that sprang to mind as something i'm not ever likely to be grateful for, i don't care who threatens me with hell).

[Lucifer]

Should we burn witches?

not actual witches per se, if you don't mind, but if you burnt something near me i'd be grateful - it's fucking cold.

[Lucifer]

And how is a witch defined?

i'll send you my thesis... 

[Lucifer]

Hello, Frolic Fun. to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.

I wonder what god thinks of autistic people. I won't like going to hell. I have sensory issues.

 

[Phlexor]

But the bible says it's wrong, you can go to hell for homosexuality you know. I want to get to heaven - do you?

If you are going to be there, then no.

[Phlexor]

Hello, Frolic Fun. to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.

I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.

[odeon]

Hello, Frolic Fun. to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.

I wonder what god thinks of autistic people. I won't like going to hell. I have sensory issues.

[Pyraxis]

Hello, Frolic Fun. to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.

I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.

I think there's a special level of purgatory for people like you.

[Peter]

Hello, Frolic Fun. to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.

I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.

I think there's a special level of purgatory for people like you.

Which level has the nymphomaniacs?

[Tom/Mutate]

To be fair, it does say in the New Testament that Christians don't have to follow Old Testament kosher laws and the like.  They still can't be homo though.  It said in Leviticus it was an abomination, and God's distaste for it lasts long after he doesn't care about the other desert laws anymore.

[Pissgai]

Christianity is an abomination to common sense.

[WolFish]

Catholic christianity is the only true religion.

are all catholics christian or are all christians catholic?