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Offline renaeden

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Re: Hello
« Reply #60 on: November 01, 2008, 06:05:11 PM »
Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2008, 06:17:10 PM »
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I found a nice (fractal) constellation for the fundie to gaze into ...

A dog? :zoinks:

don't be daft - how can one gaze into a dog without one's tits dropping off from boredom?

Pretty sure he'd hope for any tits to fall off. They'd be a sin.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2008, 06:29:01 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 01, 2008, 06:05:11 PM
Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #63 on: November 01, 2008, 06:35:25 PM »
If I ram a statuette of Jesus up my arse until I cum and ask his forgiveness afterwards, do I get into heaven?  Would burning a goat help?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hello
« Reply #64 on: November 01, 2008, 06:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Peter on November 01, 2008, 06:35:25 PM
If I ram a statuette of Jesus up my arse until I cum and ask his forgiveness afterwards, do I get into heaven?  Would burning a goat help?


NOooo!

That won't work. You have to be grateful that God made that statue for you.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #65 on: November 01, 2008, 06:42:19 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 01, 2008, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Peter on November 01, 2008, 06:35:25 PM
If I ram a statuette of Jesus up my arse until I cum and ask his forgiveness afterwards, do I get into heaven?  Would burning a goat help?


NOooo!

That won't work. You have to be grateful that God made that statue for you.

It's the little details like that which make all the difference when it comes to religion.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hello
« Reply #66 on: November 01, 2008, 07:12:53 PM »
Quote from: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 06:29:01 PM
Quote from: renaeden on November 01, 2008, 06:05:11 PM
Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.

Here's one thing that bothers me.

If I were a member of a religion that worshipped God as Allah or Ganesh or Jehovah, but I was a very devout Moslim or Hindu or Jew or whatever, then would I go to hell anyway? 
 
If so, then that seems to me to be very unfair of God to discriminate against one of His followers for worshipping Him the best way they know, just because they happened to grow up in a different culture and they celebrate Eid or Diwali or Rosh Hashanah instead of Easter. 
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Re: Hello
« Reply #67 on: November 01, 2008, 07:27:44 PM »
Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #68 on: November 01, 2008, 07:39:24 PM »
 >:D
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Re: Hello
« Reply #69 on: November 01, 2008, 07:54:07 PM »
Quote from: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 07:27:44 PM
Catholic christianity is the only true religion.

I'm a catholic.  Do I get into heaven?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hello
« Reply #70 on: November 01, 2008, 07:56:09 PM »
If you regularly go to church every Sunday and live a good fufilling life, then yes.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #71 on: November 01, 2008, 07:57:50 PM »
It says that in the bible, does it?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hello
« Reply #72 on: November 01, 2008, 07:59:37 PM »
Should we burn witches?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #73 on: November 01, 2008, 08:01:24 PM »
And how is a witch defined?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Hello
« Reply #74 on: November 02, 2008, 12:08:44 AM »
Quote from: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 07:27:44 PM
Catholic christianity is the only true religion.

:orly:

I have heard that about many religions.  How can they all be right?
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