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I'm a Muslim
« on: October 23, 2008, 03:53:59 AM »
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No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 04:48:04 AM »
Me too :o
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 05:32:55 AM »
I'm planning on getting a tattoo of Baphomet, a pagan god whose name is a misappropriation of Mohammed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet

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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2008, 06:00:16 AM »
Quote from: Peter on October 23, 2008, 03:53:59 AM
Quote from: http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=15495
No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

So Peter when are you getting circumcised :o  Like all good Muslims 
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2008, 10:04:28 AM »
Quote from: parts on October 23, 2008, 06:00:16 AM
So Peter when are you getting circumcised :o  Like all good Muslims 

 :LMAO:

'Tore Cock Off' would have no problems though if he became a Muslim.
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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2008, 10:47:11 AM »
Oh crap.

I really can't afford a new wardrobe.

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2008, 11:43:42 AM »
Quote from: vodzy on October 23, 2008, 05:32:55 AM
I'm planning on getting a tattoo of Baphomet, a pagan god whose name is a misappropriation of Mohammed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet

Nice boobs.
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Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2008, 11:46:04 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 23, 2008, 11:43:42 AM
Quote from: vodzy on October 23, 2008, 05:32:55 AM
I'm planning on getting a tattoo of Baphomet, a pagan god whose name is a misappropriation of Mohammed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet

Nice boobs.

Thank you :-*
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This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2008, 01:45:47 PM »
i :heart: baphomet.  i got my director of studies a tankard carved with baphomet on it, as my thank you pressie when i got my PhD.

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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2008, 01:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on October 23, 2008, 10:47:11 AM
Oh crap.

I really can't afford a new wardrobe.



you don't need one - just wear your ordinary clothes, and stick a black sheet over it.  :laugh:

seriously, that's all those women do, anyway.
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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2008, 01:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on October 23, 2008, 10:47:11 AM
Oh crap.

I really can't afford a new wardrobe.



But think of the savings on hair and make up :laugh:
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: I'm a Muslim
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 06:09:27 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on October 23, 2008, 10:47:11 AM
Oh crap.

I really can't afford a new wardrobe.



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