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« Reply #45 on: July 26, 2006, 02:40:05 PM »
are you trying to pull the wool over our eyes?
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« Reply #46 on: July 26, 2006, 02:54:46 PM »
no, that would be baaaaad.

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« Reply #47 on: July 26, 2006, 03:12:27 PM »
i heard that you brits are sheep faulkers.
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« Reply #48 on: July 26, 2006, 03:14:59 PM »
didn't we do most of the sheep jokes in one of the interminable happeh threads?

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« Reply #49 on: July 26, 2006, 03:18:32 PM »
i think argentina should have them.

It's right off the coast of Argentina and half-way across the world from Britain. Clearly it's British.

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« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2006, 03:32:20 PM »
lol.

i remember all the falkland war jokes, too - i was at college at the time.  i helped make up a good one - something about corned beef and mushrooms, as i recall.  sadly, the complete joke is lost in the mists of time (i.e., me being off my tits for most of that period).

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« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2006, 03:39:42 PM »
lol.

i remember all the falkland war jokes, too - i was at college at the time.  i helped make up a good one - something about corned beef and mushrooms, as i recall.  sadly, the complete joke is lost in the mists of time (i.e., me being off my tits for most of that period).
has anybody famous ever been on those tits?
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« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2006, 03:42:34 PM »
as far as i'm aware, i've never given birth to and suckled a famous person.  mind you, anything could have happened when i was at college.

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« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2006, 04:22:04 PM »
"Someday a real rain will come ..."

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« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2006, 04:38:53 PM »



Protect their own civilians, perhaps - but they kill everyone elses...

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« Reply #55 on: July 27, 2006, 07:05:07 AM »
The most annoying thing to me in this whole business is Israel's symbolic bombings. What the hell is the point of bombing an empty building? That's just wasteful, causes unnecessary damage, and civilians are the only ones that end up injured.
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« Reply #56 on: July 27, 2006, 09:43:18 PM »
I heard that 55% of those killed in Lebanon were children.  :o >:( :'(

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« Reply #57 on: July 28, 2006, 02:55:48 PM »
serves them right for being towel heads.

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« Reply #58 on: July 28, 2006, 03:01:41 PM »
thank you, mcj - i needed a reminder of why i find sean so objectionable.   ;D

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« Reply #59 on: July 28, 2006, 03:44:14 PM »
whew!
i thought the irony would be lost and i would take it in the arse for that comment.
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