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Offline McGiver

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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #60 on: February 17, 2009, 07:44:44 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 14, 2009, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: McArmstrong on February 14, 2009, 08:31:30 AM
should i dote on a woman, feed their confidence and buy them things?

should i act like i am really inerested in her?

Are we talking about your wife here?

If so, then yes.

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i was talking about how not to get a woman interested in you.
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #61 on: February 17, 2009, 02:18:33 PM »
Quote from: McArmstrong on February 17, 2009, 07:44:44 AM
Quote from: Callaway on February 14, 2009, 07:08:18 PM
Quote from: McArmstrong on February 14, 2009, 08:31:30 AM
should i dote on a woman, feed their confidence and buy them things?

should i act like i am really inerested in her?

Are we talking about your wife here?

If so, then yes.

 :green:
i was talking about how not to get a woman interested in you.

 :-[

I should have known that.

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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #62 on: July 29, 2009, 05:30:03 PM »
what's your favourite smashing pumpkins song?
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2009, 05:53:40 PM »
Quote from: Sophopotamus on July 29, 2009, 05:30:03 PM
what's your favourite smashing pumpkins song?

I'm not sure whom this question was addressed to, or if that was supposed to be an example of a bad pickup line or something, but I'll chime in with "Mayonaise" nonetheless!  :toporly:
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2009, 06:12:13 PM »
I never expected this thread to be opened up again. I'll have to check back and read through the new shit when I am not at a concert.
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2010, 06:29:06 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on March 15, 2010, 10:29:19 AM
^ I could help you with that!

I am thinking that I made a mistake committing to go 'dancing' at some club in Boston when I return in July. :duh:

I don't dance! What the fuck was I thinking?

Have you been dancing yet?

Did you disappear from here for a bit because you fell in love with a new lady?
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2010, 06:56:22 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on July 18, 2010, 06:29:06 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on March 15, 2010, 10:29:19 AM
^ I could help you with that!

I am thinking that I made a mistake committing to go 'dancing' at some club in Boston when I return in July. :duh:

I don't dance! What the fuck was I thinking?

Have you been dancing yet?

Did you disappear from here for a bit because you fell in love with a new lady?

Oh yeah, that's right! How did the dancing go?  :orly:
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2010, 01:57:54 PM »

Hi, Babe! 


Wow, your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.


Wanna take a ride?





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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #68 on: October 27, 2011, 01:06:23 PM »
Text someone about cheese  :facepalm2:
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #69 on: October 27, 2011, 01:49:47 PM »


Quote from: Binty on October 27, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
Text someone about cheese  :facepalm2:


mmm... cheese
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #70 on: October 27, 2011, 01:54:19 PM »
Quote from: hellboundmisfit on October 27, 2011, 01:49:47 PM


Quote from: Binty on October 27, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
Text someone about cheese  :facepalm2:


mmm... cheese

Meaning, I should assume that he's just too busy wanking to the thought of melty cheese to reply?  :P
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #71 on: October 27, 2011, 02:08:26 PM »


Quote from: Binty on October 27, 2011, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: hellboundmisfit on October 27, 2011, 01:49:47 PM


Quote from: Binty on October 27, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
Text someone about cheese  :facepalm2:


mmm... cheese

Meaning, I should assume that he's just too busy wanking to the thought of melty cheese to reply?  :P


Meaning, I like cheese.
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #72 on: October 27, 2011, 02:10:22 PM »
Quote from: hellboundmisfit on October 27, 2011, 02:08:26 PM


Quote from: Binty on October 27, 2011, 01:54:19 PM
Quote from: hellboundmisfit on October 27, 2011, 01:49:47 PM


Quote from: Binty on October 27, 2011, 01:06:23 PM
Text someone about cheese  :facepalm2:


mmm... cheese

Meaning, I should assume that he's just too busy wanking to the thought of melty cheese to reply?  :P


Meaning, I like cheese.

You're no help whatsoever  :thumbdn:
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #73 on: October 27, 2011, 02:14:01 PM »


Okay, here.


Text him a naked pic of yourself with bits of cheese covering the good parts.


Then he will be thinking, "mmm... cheese".
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Re: How not to get laid...
« Reply #74 on: October 27, 2011, 02:18:11 PM »
Much better :laugh:
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