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Offline Lucifer

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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2008, 01:19:44 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 09, 2008, 01:17:48 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on October 09, 2008, 12:53:14 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2008, 03:02:39 PM
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on October 08, 2008, 12:46:06 PM
Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer :laugh: :wanker:

We'd rather do it without you, if that's OK.

we seem to have managed okay without him so far.   :eyelash:

I think so too. :eyelash:

AND with kettle chips and chocolate cake instead of ginseng and alfalfa pustules, or whatever it is.  perhaps that's where he's going wrong?
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2008, 01:20:27 PM »
Bendicks. Don't forget Bendicks.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2008, 01:21:27 PM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on October 08, 2008, 12:46:06 PM
Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer :laugh: :wanker:

okay, flo, just for you:

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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2008, 01:22:14 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 09, 2008, 01:20:27 PM
Bendicks. Don't forget Bendicks.

:yikes:  how could i have forgotten the Bendicks?!  or the dotty bread, or the nasturtium, or...

we're gluttons, ain't we?  :lol:
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2008, 01:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 09, 2008, 01:21:27 PM
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on October 08, 2008, 12:46:06 PM
Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer :laugh: :wanker:

okay, flo, just for you:



The dissimilarity is striking. :P
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2008, 01:25:15 PM »
yes - i never wear blue.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2008, 01:30:09 PM »
:laugh:
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2008, 08:52:57 PM »
how are golden showers best enjoyed?

under a glass coffee table or with a snorkel and divers mask.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2008, 07:26:11 PM »
I prefer a funnel and some cheese and crackers.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2008, 08:14:45 AM »
 :lol:I think you're taking the piss...
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2008, 09:52:13 AM »
where's lit when you need him?  ::)
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2008, 11:50:54 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 14, 2008, 09:52:13 AM
where's lit when you need him?  ::)

Where he should be. Far away.
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2008, 01:28:02 PM »
:laugh:  :clap:
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2008, 01:48:42 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 09, 2008, 01:24:23 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on October 09, 2008, 01:21:27 PM
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on October 08, 2008, 12:46:06 PM
Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer :laugh: :wanker:

okay, flo, just for you:



The dissimilarity is striking. :P

You better watch it, my desire is greater than the disgust of the picture :laugh:
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Re: Free Sex Therapy from a Seasoned Pro
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2008, 01:58:52 PM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on October 14, 2008, 01:48:42 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 09, 2008, 01:24:23 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on October 09, 2008, 01:21:27 PM
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on October 08, 2008, 12:46:06 PM
Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer :laugh: :wanker:

okay, flo, just for you:



The dissimilarity is striking. :P

You better watch it, my desire is greater than the disgust of the picture :laugh:

I think she is available. :P
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