I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
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I have low sex drive and have only been wanking once a day for the past few weeks or so.How can I improve the situation?
ginseng, alfalfa juice, pomegranate fluff, zinc buckets, green tea massage butter, biotin dandruff shampoo, oat suppositries and someone else's mum.
Quote from: Kos on October 07, 2008, 03:46:47 PMI have low sex drive and have only been wanking once a day for the past few weeks or so.How can I improve the situation?Try this:cornholing:Or: corn-holing , colloquialism for homo- and heterosexual anal-intercourse . See anal-copulation for synonyms. Etymology: An early 20 th century American expression believed to have originated from the practice of wiping the ass with dried corncobs.That should get you back on track.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
At what point should I stop being willing to sacrifice sleep for sex?
At what point should I start being willing to sacrifice sex for sleep?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
when can i expect my next shag?