Ask a bisexual sick-freak.

[DirtDawg]

Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.

I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 

['andersom']

Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.

I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 

So true.

And slinkies are so boring to untangle.

[DirtDawg]

Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.

I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 

So true.

And slinkies are so boring to untangle.

 

Pearls are so much more rewarding.

When I was still doing portraits, I often found a family distraught, from trying to untangle some precious heirloom necklace, but I always asked if I could try, and I usually had EVERYTHING untangled during the walk from the waiting room to the camera room. I often had to practically beg for a chance to "try."   I have yet to find a multi-tangled necklace of any material that I could not "almost instantly"  untangle. I don't even have to look - I can just feel how to pull and the necklace usually does the rest by itself.  I can not describe or substantiate this to anyone, though. It just IS.

That might make me some kind of Necklace Whisperer.

['andersom']

Everybody loves you when you're bi.

Wow.  If only that were true . . .  I could take over the world and give everyone a free Slinky.

I remember those. Not THAT fun, thank you.

I hate them!

It has become common knowledge that I am a Master Untangler of everything tangled. I spent most of my time untangling other peoples slinky mistakes.
 

So true.

And slinkies are so boring to untangle.

 

Pearls are so much more rewarding.

When I was still doing portraits, I often found a family distraught, from trying to untangle some precious heirloom necklace, but I always asked if I could try, and I usually had EVERYTHING untangled during the walk from the waiting room to the camera room. I often had to practically beg for a chance to "try."   I have yet to find a multi-tangled necklace of any material that I could not "almost instantly"  untangle. I don't even have to look - I can just feel how to pull and the necklace usually does the rest by itself.  I can not describe or substantiate this to anyone, though. It just IS.

That might make me some kind of Necklace Whisperer.

True again.

My girls like playing with coloured wool and cotton. And they do get it heavily entangled most of the time. They will ask me. All kinds of entanglements are nice to try. When the girls went to kindergarten some mothers noticed my talent with shoelaces. There where they were ready to grab scissors, I would just get all the knots out without a problem. Somehow the threads, laces, beads, tell my fingers what to do. And following the directions they give is quite relaxing. And indeed, they do what needs doing themselves. As if it only needs 'libertion'.