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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #240 on: October 14, 2008, 09:19:07 AM »
It makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'! :P
:agreed: :plus:yep, that's it.

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #241 on: October 14, 2008, 11:51:20 AM »

You already have.

Ha. Well trying to avoid making too many is what I should have said.

You know what they sat about assumptions - it makes an "Ass" out of "U" and "mption" --  or something like that.

Oh, nevermind. I'm confused. It seems like such a clever thing to say at first.

:D
It makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'! :P

It makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'! :P
:agreed: :plus:yep, that's it.



Are you fucking kiddding me!?!??!

Am I so far off my marks that my atttempt at droppping a little humor into the mix to let Klox off the hook is met with pity, splints and bandages.


WTF!?!
« Last Edit: October 14, 2008, 11:53:35 AM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #242 on: October 14, 2008, 11:53:28 AM »

You already have.

Ha. Well trying to avoid making too many is what I should have said.

You know what they sat about assumptions - it makes an "Ass" out of "U" and "mption" --  or something like that.

Oh, nevermind. I'm confused. It seems like such a clever thing to say at first.

:D
It makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'! :P

It makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'! :P
:agreed: :plus:yep, that's it.



Are you fucking kiddding me!?!??!

Am so far off my marks that my atttempt at droppping a little humor into the mix to let Klox off the hook is met with pity, splints and bandages.


WTF!?!

:LMAO:

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #243 on: October 14, 2008, 12:34:39 PM »

You already have.

Ha. Well trying to avoid making too many is what I should have said.

You know what they sat about assumptions - it makes an "Ass" out of "U" and "mption" --  or something like that.

Oh, nevermind. I'm confused. It seems like such a clever thing to say at first.

:D
It makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'! :P

It makes an ass out of "u" and "me".

Assume makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'! :P
:agreed: :plus:yep, that's it.



Are you fucking kiddding me!?!??!

Am so far off my marks that my atttempt at droppping a little humor into the mix to let Klox off the hook is met with pity, splints and bandages.


WTF!?!

:LMAO:

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #244 on: October 14, 2008, 05:47:52 PM »
Freaking nerds.  :P  :laugh:

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #245 on: October 15, 2008, 05:54:52 AM »
So what exactly is the problem?

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #246 on: October 15, 2008, 06:24:51 AM »
The one about the money or something else?

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #247 on: October 15, 2008, 10:37:00 AM »
He has stated that he is not on the spectrum.

All evidence (not just here) to the contrary, it seems.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #248 on: October 15, 2008, 10:48:24 AM »
He has stated that he is not on the spectrum.

All evidence (not just here) to the contrary, it seems.

Who, what. where, when,, why, how? ???
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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #249 on: October 15, 2008, 12:00:18 PM »

*ignore*
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #250 on: October 15, 2008, 06:59:05 PM »
Looks like most things I predicted and wrote about earlier in this thread are beginning to happen, the bailout failed to work, and to think the worst is likely yet to come...
« Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 07:13:34 PM by Nexus »
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #251 on: October 15, 2008, 11:20:37 PM »
the worst is likely yet to come...

No doubt.

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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #252 on: October 17, 2008, 01:13:01 PM »
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28441

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NEW YORK–Excitement swept the financial world Monday, when a blue line jumped more than 11 percent, passing four black horizontal lines as it rose from 367.22 to 408.85.
It was the biggest single-day gain for a blue line since 1994.



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Re: $700,000,000,000.00
« Reply #254 on: October 23, 2008, 12:30:21 PM »
Official: Mortgage Plan Coming Soon
By Marcy Gordon
AP Business Writer / 23 October 2008


WASHINGTON—A senior Treasury official says the department intends to get a program to help struggling homeowners revise mortgages up and running soon.

Neel Kashkari, who is heading the government's $700 billion financial rescue effort, told Congress the Treasury is working hard on the plan. It could include setting standards for changing mortgages to make them more affordable and giving loan guarantees to banks that meet them.

Kashkari told a Senate hearing that "we are passionate about doing everything we can to avoid preventable foreclosures."

The Treasury also is looking at using some of the $700 billion available under the federal bailout law to buy up mortgages and renegotiate their terms to make them more affordable.

Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., a member of the Senate Banking Committee that heard testimony from Kashkari and other federal regulators, stressed the importance of requiring banks receiving billions from the government in capital infusions under the bailout to meet strong, comprehensive standards for modifying mortgages.

Schumer pressed Kashkari for the requirement as a condition for getting the government money, rather than allowing any voluntary plan.

"We're feeding them (the banks) a little too much dessert and not making them eat their vegetables," Schumer said.

Sheila Bair, the chairman of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., put forward the notion of the government providing loan guarantees to banks and other loan servicers as an incentive for them to modify troubled borrowers' loans.

The FDIC "would be happy to serve as contractor" for a federal program for overhauling mortgages, she said.

While Bair, a Bush appointee and independent regulator, has publicly nudged the administration in recent months to go further on remedies for troubled home borrowers, Democrats have voiced vigorous support for her and have applauded her public pleas on this front.

Kashkari, in his appearance at the hearing, emphasized Treasury's areas of agreement with Bair.

He agreed with Bair that existing government programs to prevent foreclosures -- built on voluntary participation by mortgage lenders and servicers, and revamping an average 2,000 loans a month -- haven't been sufficient in face of the tide of defaults.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems