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[Eamonn]

You aint seen nothin, right?!

[Merry Widow]

that's a bit limiting, isn't it?? only bisexual or gay?

pffffft - there are worlds more choices than that, captain swing - you need to get out more.

Who says i need to make a choice, why cant i just fuck everything that moves?

Careful, eamonn; you wouldn't want your probation officer reading that.

damn you, MacKenzie. why can't i think of good lines like that, when i'm insulting eamonn? 

[Eamonn]

damn you, MacKenzie. why can't i think of good lines like that, when i'm insulting eamonn??

Because you dont have his wit. Like duh....

[Merry Widow]

that's true. but i do have his cock in a jar, on my mantlepiece, if it makes any difference.

[Eamonn]

that's true. but i do have his cock in a jar, on my mantlepiece, if it makes any difference.

Oh the poor bugger. Just out of curiosity... Is it bigger than mine?

[Merry Widow]

that's true. but i do have his cock in a jar, on my mantlepiece, if it makes any difference.

Oh the poor bugger. Just out of curiosity... Is it bigger than mine?

well, put it this way: if i had your  cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.

[Eamonn]

well, put it this way: if i had your? cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.

Just curious, have you been in a lot of hotels?

[Merry Widow]

well, put it this way: if i had your? cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.

Just curious, have you been in a lot of hotels?

yeah, the annual Hate Eamonn convention is held at a different hotel, every year.

[Eamonn]

well, put it this way: if i had your? cock in a jar, i only would've needed one of those mini jam-jars, that you get from hotels, to store it in.

Just curious, have you been in a lot of hotels?

yeah, the annual Hate Eamonn convention is held at a different hotel, every year.

Sure it isnt the ever popular annual Date Eamonn convention?

[Merry Widow]

absolutely positive. 

[Eamonn]

absolutely positive.?

I dont doubt it provided the way you've been putting yourself around the online autism community.

[Merry Widow]

re-posted:

absolutely positive. 

I dont doubt it provided the way you've been putting yourself around the online autism community.

so, you've resorted to using sean's tactic for dealing with me.  should i have expected any better from you?

OMG, HECATE IS A SLUT! LMAO!!!!!!

the truth is: i haven't had a fuck since july! i suppose, now, you're going to accuse me of being a frustrated spinster who can't get laid!

[Merry Widow]

something weird just then happened.?

i deleted my post, but i think i may have deleted one of yours, too.

[Eamonn]

re-posted:

So's this- Jesus H Christ, i never realised you were taking our banter seriously, so you really think im gay? You genuinely have Peter's little willy in a jar?

[Merry Widow]

oh, here it is.

re-posted:

So's this- Jesus H Christ, i never realised you were taking our banter seriously, so you really think im gay? You genuinely have Peter's little willy in a jar?

i don't know - seperating fantasy and reality was never my strong point.